Schlockbuster Video

It's not entirely easy to make it a Schlockbuster night.

As many of you know, it is deceptively difficult to select the right kind of bad movie. We've all been burned by a Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot or two - movies that promised legendary depths of "badness" but failed to achieve that nearly indescribable, uproariously flamboyant variety of terrible that turns a late eighties vanity project into a beloved treasure. Let's be honest with ourselves - Battlefield Earth was more bewildering than funny, and late Seagal can veer dangerously close to depressing.

The Schlockbuster team's goal is to carefully mine the Salvation Army shelves, yard sale tables, and "pre-owned clearance" bins of the world to bring you only the best, most stupendously awful films to share with friends and loved ones. These will be the movies that you can't wait to show off to your friends, play drinking games to, and laugh both at and with. With $3, a cold six, and our help you'll never be bored again.

We're certainly not going to be the first site to celebrate "bargain" films, but we hope to be the best.